Banned From the Bathtub

by The Boy Detective

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1.
I don't know what I'll do without you But I guess that's what we'll find I never had any doubt That you'd be fine without me But I never doubted I'd be just fine too I’ll be fine without you I never doubted I'd be fine I did my time I never doubted I’d be just fine too
2.
I have this habit Not so much of sticking my foot in my mouth But more of opening it Climbing in And never coming out So pull me out and I swear I won’t pull you under Just get me back to my couch We’ll waste the winter away Ignore the summer Maybe in fall we’ll come out I know you’re out there You’re just like me Sitting in your underwear eating a block of cheese But I won’t call And you won’t answer It's probably best we never meet But pull me out and I swear I won’t pull you under Just get me back to my couch We’ll waste the winter away Ignore the summer Maybe in fall we’ll come out Just get me back to my couch
3.
I can’t remember a time where I have felt so broken I know it's only been two hours But it feels like forever since we last spoke I know I must have done something I know I probably said something But for the life of me I can’t remember anything at all But I'd do anything to make it up to you Crawl back on my hands and knees and say I'm sorry I’d swallow every little bit of pride I have Just to put a smile on your face again It’s eight years later and I still don't know what I’m doing But at least I know I’m doing it well Cause you’re still here and I’m still doing what I can Just to keep you around Cause I’ll do anything to keep hanging out with you Crawl back on my hands and knees with two kids jumping on my back I’ll swallow every drop of hot sauce in our fridge Just to put a smile on your face again The things I wouldn’t do
4.
I Don’t want you To leave me alone When you're gone I don’t know what to eat How to feel, how to wake, how to sleep Since you went away I’m missing you every day I’m literally missing half of my figurative heart
5.
What’ve we learned from this? The same thing that we swore We never would forget (But we've forgotten it) Not this time around If you’d just let this go We wouldn’t even be here right now So let's not do anything about it Let’s not do anything at all You want this so badly But you’re fucking up so badly Just close your eyes
6.
Like Christmas lights in June On the laziest house in town I'm still hung up on you And I'm never coming down The tree is rotting away in the living room And I know it doesn’t matter now But it didn’t really then But I’m trying to be better I’ve stopped sleeping with your friends
7.
You told me that it really doesn't get Any better than this But what I failed to realize Is what you really meant: It just gets worse None of this matters we're all gonna die We're all fucking doomed and we're wasting our time I can't even manage to make up a lie About why I'm just sitting my house is on fire We're all fucking doomed and we're wasting our time I told you to stop jumping on the couch But then you went and fell off Now they’re interviewing me In a hospital room They'll probably take you away None of this matters we're all gonna die We're all fucking doomed and we're wasting our time I can't even manage to make up a lie About why I'm just sitting my house is on fire So lets turn the music up too fucking loud Make the neighbors call the cops to have them try to shut us down If the world is ending this is how we’re going out to We’re going out dancing and screaming out loud We’re all fucking doomed and we’re wasting our time

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released December 15, 2021

Alex - Bass
Ben - Vocals
Bret - Drums & Vocals
Geridan - Trombone
Lauren - Trumpet
Seth - Sax & Guitar
Nic - Guitar & Vocals

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